Jen Busick, on sff.net, posted this link to the OSHA report on Santa's workshop...
My brother came to see what I was laughing about, and asked for a copy, and directed me to this:
My mother still hasn't sold her car -- she's had several calls, but they aren't following up. Anyone want to buy a 1985 Nissan Maxima? It's in good condition -- she loves it, we just don't need three cars now that Dad's retired.